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G'day Bastards and Bargirls,

I finally got my way and convinced the publisher that we should have our own little member's section here, away from the prying eyes of the comfortable shoe-wearing, muesli-munching, Volvo-driving do-gooders who like to make noise at the mere sight of some portly balding fifty-something Anglo Saxon spanking the pert arse of some twenty-something Asian lass.

Political correctness? Over my enlarged liver!

So dive right in, as my girlfriend used to say.

Cop you later, The Colonel.

Sign up for Colonel Ken's 'Coalition of the Swilling'... it's completely free - yes that's the best price we can do, honest - which makes it reasonably good value. In return you get access to the Colonel's secret stash of humorous and debauched stuff, such as:

• Thousands of Really Sick Jokes
• 600 Useful Expat Links
• Driving and Surviving in Asia
• Travel Troubles and Tales
• Ken's Bedside Book Reviews
  

You'll also get the free and exclusive 'DEBRIEFING ASIA' newsletter penned by the Colonel every, oh, well, whenever he gets off his fat arse and does it basically.

So register now: it's easy enough as long as you can spell your name roughly correct... hmmm, on second thoughts that probably disqualifies most of our readers.

What's the catch? You've gotta buy the Colonel a beer or two if you ever see him round the traps.

JOIN NOW!