The Editor
Stu 'The Colonel' Lloyd
 Hare
Of The Dog is unauthorised by Stu 'The Colonel' Lloyd. As he had a 'cut and paste'
function on his computer, he was named Editor of this literary monsterpiece.
The Colonel is a tabloid hack. His work has not - and likely never will -
grace the pages of salubrious and cerebral publications such as The National Geographic,
the Wall Street Journal, and Mad Magazine. A professional nomad, he has spent
a third of his life in Africa, a third in Asia and a third in Australia. (He can't
account for the rest of his time.) He started Hashing in December 1987 in Hong
Kong, then with Singapore Lion City and 'Father' Hash for 10 years. He has Hashed
on every continent except Antarctica, in cities from Hobart to Helsinki. Now on
a Monday night he can be found right at the back of the Sydney Posh H3 pack. Arguably
his biggest claim to fame is taking 7th place in the 2002 Australian Potato Carrying
Championships (50kg round a racetrack). Harriettes might be interested to know
his shoe size: 10EEEE.
Slash and Burn Merchant
John 'Honkers' Ellsmore
Our erstwhile sub-editor is Honkers, who was Editor-in-Chief of The Malay Mail
when the Hash first started in 1938, and supplied extra copies of the paper for
the first Hash trail [Check facts -ed.]. Since then, he has edited daily papers
in Asia and Australia before risking his reputation on this publication. If you
need spare shredded paper for trail, contact him - there are several draft chapters
that he's torn up. Honkers r*ns with Hobart H4 when he has nothing better to do.
Cartoonist
Nut 'n Honey
Nut 'n Honey is famous throughout his village for his 'Hashboy' cartoons. See
www.pinky.org/hashboy/hbindex.html
for some cartoons which really impressed us, only to be disappointed by the piss-weak
nonsense he did specially for this book. We know nothing about him, and frankly
feel better about it this way. He may or may not do his Hashing in the USA somewhere.
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