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Special Hasher's Edition
Short words and lots of pictures!
 'HARE
OF THE DOG - History, Humour and Hell-raising from the Hash House Harriers'
is a collection of Hashtory and Hashit from all over the world, starting
in Somerset Maugham's Malaya in 1938 and tracking the devolution of the
Hash to the present, by continent (or incontinent in some cases). Whose
fault is it? Why did they bother? Battles with police, military and other
authorities (such as wives!). Profiles of Dogs of Note. Quotable quotes
from round the beer truck from absolute nobodies. When did Harriettes,
Hashits, Shiggy, Icing, Hash Handles, T-shirts
first come into play? How did the Red Dress R*ns
start (and exactly what went on in the hot-tub that night)? Plus hundreds
of great Hashing tales of misadventure.
Everything you wanted to know - and a lot less! - about Hashing. Straight
from the horse's arse. For Hashers, by Hashers. Click cover for book
contents.
On! On!
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A Little Dog-Eared: The Contents
HARE OF THE DOG is 472 pages, paperback, including 8 pages
of Hashtorical photos, many never-seen before from private collections.
This is the Hashit you'll find in the book...
Foreword – Tumbling Bill Panton
The Cradle of Uncivilisation – Asia
What’d You Call Me? – Hash Handles
Frozen Ass-ets – Ice
Chunder Down Under – Hashing in Oceania
What a Load of Shirt – T-shirts
EuroTrash and the Scandihooligans – Europe/Scandinavia
A Potted Pisstory – Beer.
Fool Britannia – United Kingdom
Don’t Bore Us, Get to the Chorus – Songs
Group Therapy with Drinks – InterHash
The Dark Incontinent and The Arabian Nights – Africa/Middle
East
The Beer Necessities – Hammer’s science lesson
Nude World Order – USA and The Americas
A R*n in Your Stockings – Red Dress R*ns
A Wag of the Tale – On Home
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More Tales
The trail laid through a Falkland Islands minefield. How Lt-Gen
Gordon Bennett was evacuated by Hashers from Singapore. The Rome t-shirts
blessed by the Pope. The entire pack lost in a Malaysian jungle overnight.
The hares mortared in Yemen and shot by a drug-lord in Thailand.
The Harriette who was married on the Hash and had a baby without missing
a r*n. A Belgian’s fixation with anatomically correct rubber chickens.
The PNG police with M16s escorting a Hash convoy. The Hashers who escaped
the Iraqi invasion of Kuwait. How Hashers get names like Hughie Blaaaaaaaargh,
Dog Spunk Gozler, Mellow Foreskin Cheese and Grouchy Tiger Hidden Tampon.
The waiter carrying a tea-tray in the Libyan desert. The Hash held
at 39,000 feet over Europe. The Israeli beer check just outside Cairo.
The Hashers who parachuted to the beer in Hong Kong. The dead Foreign
Legionnaire given a 21-bum salute. The American Hasher who dragged
his cryogenically frozen dog around on a skateboard.
And plenty more surprises featuring Bill Clinton, John Wayne
Bobbit, the Sultan of Oman and the King of Tonga!
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PS: Foreword by Tumbling Bill Panton, Hash Heritage Foundation.
Writer's royalties from every copy sold go to a charity in Goa, India
nominated by Digit of Goa InterHash committee 2002, and to the Hash
Heritage Foundation in Malaysia.
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