Col Ken's Jokes and Funny Business

Here's a couple of goodies that I heard recently from the comfort of my favourite barstool. Although The Koh Samui Rugby Club, the centre of the universe as we know it, no longer exists, I am in intensive research phase at the moment to find another 'local'.

You Know You’ve Been in Indonesia Too Long When …
Philosophy and Science Lesson
Girl's Diary / Boy's Diary

Alchohol Troubleshooting
Doing business in the Philippines
You may be married to a Filipina if...
Newlyweds
A small problem
Prize performer
Name dropper
Inexperienced Curry Taster
Only in Britain
Tight Arse
Not a man's world
Some lesbo jokes
Sports Commmentators
Theme funerals
Definition of Barbecuing
19 Clues To Calling It A Night
Chicks and horses
Legless
You've been in Hong Kong too long when...
You know you've been in Singapore too long when …
Before it starts
Are you American?
How to impress the opposite sex
Dickheads
The Freudian Slip
White wedding
Maturing
Pay rise
The Demerit Point System
Snoring Dog
Great to be a bloke

Male comebacks to female comebacks to male chat up lines
Sex Problem
Indian Doctor
Deserted Island
Positions for the brave
Newlyweds
Smells Nice
Cindy Crawford
Generals Pension
Repetition
The perfect day for him & her
Quickies
Monkey Business
Heaven in Hell
First Time
The Alternative Guinness Book of Records
The MasterCard Commercial that never quite made it to air
The Pocket Python
Mary had a little...
The Married Man


"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." - Robin Williams.


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